usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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eatpussylivehappy:

me: wow that girl has some nice boobs

my friend: yea but she fat though

me: ………..image

-           -; My boyfriend’s friend just chewed me out because I call him by his online name and not his real name. We knew each other by our online names from xat for three years before I absolutely trusted him with my name, and I didn’t want him to give me his name until then either. I know him a Logannot Austin,my fucking bad.

"Sex is not a fucking privilege. It’s a gift given between two responsible and consenting adults. If you went into a gift shop and shot the owner for not giving you the stuffed bear in the window you’d go to prison for murder."
My dad laying it down (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)

Merlin + scenery

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

canihearafuckyou:

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”

canihearafuckyou:

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”

jedamethis:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

*gets annoyed with a friend in scotland* you’re doing my Edinburgh

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in
  • mond0:

    sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

    fragil3rec0very:


The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever








That’s So Raven is what Disney Channel needs to have, forever and always

    fragil3rec0very:

    The real world.

    This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

    And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

    That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

    That’s So Raven is what Disney Channel needs to have, forever and always