me: wow that girl has some nice boobs
my friend: yea but she fat though
- -; My boyfriend’s friend just chewed me out because I call him by his online name and not his real name. We knew each other by our online names from xat for three years before I absolutely trusted him with my name, and I didn’t want him to give me his name until then either. I know him a Logannot Austin,my fucking bad.
*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.
*gets annoyed with a friend in scotland* you’re doing my Edinburgh
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
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